The meek shall inherit the earth… Because the strong will be exploring the heavens.
Remember that which is dead today; will still be dead tomorrow.
There may be no magic formula, But there may be a formula that is magic.
Always shower before bed. Unless, you are too tired.
Sleeping under the stars is a wonderful experience, As long as, there are no skunks on the ground.
Candles burn much better when there is no wind. The same holds true for relieving stress.
Sometimes, late at night, when I am really tired. I wish I had gone to bed earlier.
People who play with knives Often have the most trouble giving the finger
Air conditioning is great. But, it makes it hard to keep up with your neighbor’s spats.
Using the law of averages. The average person, Will not be average.
Often a dog barks. Because his water bowl is empty.
There are no wars, On a one-man island.
You can never be too far away from an angry mob.
I find a sense of humor, Is easier to maintain, When something is funny.
If you can’t see the forest from the trees. Maybe, you need a new prescription for your glasses.
Not much gets done. If the fuse blows.
Randomness has a built in excuse.
I’ve said it before, And I’ll say it again. It’s easier to find the light, In the dark.
If I am persistent and continue to bang my head against the wall. Eventually the wall, Or my head, Will give way.
Life is funny. Once you get the joke.
Values are like stars. In the dark, times they are more visible.
You can tell the personality of a neighborhood. By the number of unlocked doors.
Aluminum foil makes lousy chewing gum.
There is nothing worse than peeling a hard-boiled egg. Before it is hard boiled.
Dirty little secrets. Do not clean up with warm soap and water.
The problem with anarchy. Is the coinciding epidemic, of dine-and-dash. Eventually, closes down the best restaurants.
The worst thing about being guilty. Is the guilty feeling that goes along with it.
A one-night stand is really just, Cumming and going.
If your job is to clean toilets. You’re going to believe, The world is full of shit.
I just read, Money loses its power, When we control money. As opposed to Money controlling us.
If the world seems fuzzy, Clean your glasses.
“My goal is to become mediocre.” - Mike Iceman talking about golf
“You’re a REAL dick.” Can be a complement, When spoken by a vagina.
If you want to find buried treasure. Stalk a pirate.
Most tyrants, Suckled from a mother’s breast.
While out hiking in the national park system, I was thinking of which path to take. I chose to take the steep difficult path. Then thought to myself, "Now that’s not going to be a walk in the park." But in reality, it was literally, a walk in the park.
Golf is the greatest game. Because it's the only game, You can improve as you get older. As long as, you weren't too good to start.
In times of peace, the rules of war are cemented. Cement is easily cracked when the bombs drop, in times of war.
Fairness does not mean equal. A fair playing field is different than treating everyone equally.
You don't have to understand how a gun works, To die from a gunshot wound.
Reality is what doesn't go away once you stop believing in it. - Philip Dick
We join this world with our own unique set of genes, our particular family, within an existing culture. We begin without equality. Life is not equal, and on its own it is not fair either. We can only create rules to try and make it fair.
Before the cards are dealt we all know the rules. It is fair. Once the game begins the rules remain the same. Some are better poker players than others. It’s not equal.
What’s the point of playing the game if everything is equal? Let’s strive for fairness.