“You are all I need in my life. You and a never-ending supply of chocolate.”
Happy wife
“If your wife wakes up from a dream, Where you did something wrong. Apologize.”
Happy husband
“Friends in marriage. I have my friends. She has hers. And we have ours, Where both lists cross.”
Happy husband and wife
“I am one of the fortunate ones. My wife and I laugh at the same stuff. And we laugh a lot.”
Find something in common
“I don’t believe in angels. But I believe you are an angel, Worth believing in.”
Tell that to your wife every now and then
“Key to a long and happy marriage: Low Expectations!!”
Seriously
“Sex is a lot easier. When you’re an empty nester.”
Assuming my kids will never read this
“Living with you is like living inside a love song.”
OK, I never said that, but it would have been nice
“One of you can out slob the other, If you’re the slob, You should still clean up after yourself.”
The Slob