Click Click Click

Click Click Click
 
Ruby slippers
Click click click
Munchkins go back to sitting on the front porch smoking cigars
Molten iron spins deep, deep in the basement
And the wolves surround another baby bunny
While the mother fucking white haired wizards still believe
their magic matters.
Spiderman is no match for the corner diner on a Saturday night.
A turkey club and steak fries drowning in ketchup
like the blood that spews from John Wick.
But no one cares.
Mary Poppins hides in the chimney shadows
unable to get a green card. 
Where are the Guardians of the Galaxy
when the operable brain tumor can’t be paid for?
From 10,000 B.C. to The Matirx 
trees grow roots and branches and leaves
drinking in the unending goblet of photons from the sun.
With the power of the incredible hulk 
I throw the remote at my 90 inch HDTV.
No more red or blue necktied Sybil’s going to interrupt my life.
Pass the popcorn and milk duds,
let me enjoy the world as it should be 
in a comfortable theatre seat watching 
Blazing Saddles.